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Earlier this year I received an email from Teddy Love , a company that makes a teddy bear vibrator. It seemed impolite to look a gift bear in the mouth, as it were, so I agreed to try it out. When a comically large box arrived on my doorstep and I pulled the bear out, I actually shuddered. The Teddy Love is, it must be said, intensely creepy. The glassy, dead eyes of a typical teddy bear, when paired with its protruding tongue straight out of a psychosexual fever dream, create a chilling image.
This will make sense in a moment, I promise. Or at least she thought it looked like a vagina. What it really was was a depiction of the crease through which stuffing is introduced in a real teddy bear.
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