Everything you need to know is right there in the title; I have never had anal sex. Not even a finger. It just felt like a guy was licking my ass hole. I once got drunk with a good friend of mine and out the front of the bar, in the middle of the street, we engaged in what can only be described as an incredibly heated, public screaming match about the merits of anal sex. I think about it, and the whole thing just feels like an ordeal. What if it just hurts the whole time?
With all due respect to Salt-N-Pepa, let's talk about Todd. Todd not his real name is a friend of a friend. He's a rare breed—a finance guy who lives in L. He's been dating the same ladylike woman for three years. They are the picture of late-twentysomething, Amstel Light—drinking America. The very first time they slept together, they had anal sex. Miss Ladylike had never tried it before.
I lost my virginity at For 8 years, I have been putting myself in compromising positions with interesting names such as missionary, doggy, cowgirl, 69, reverse cowgirl, table top and what have you. I am anything but a prude Not prude, and proud.
Before we plunge in, I'd like to be completely clear on one thing: I am a big believer that we should all do whatever we want to do in bed. Have your threesome. Hell, have your twelvesome. Wear that mask that your boyfriend bought you as a "joke. I'll die for your right to do your thing.