How hilarious was it when Republicans were shocked? Most of it is feigned outrage on the Republicans' part, of course, but hearing Kerry making these statements must have been just a bit jarring, too, simply because Republicans and the conservative media have effectively bludgeoned Democrats into submission for years. They tried to do it again last week, though Kerry wasn't having any of it? House majority leader Tom Delay spoke out immediately, enraged that anyone would call Republicans crooked, even as he's facing indictments for violating Texas campaign finance law.
Family values and those slutty, pot-smoking Bush twins.
Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law. I take deep whiffs just before bed and later dream that I'm back in law school and it's finals and I'm totally not prepared because I've been burning pages of the U. Constitution in my bathtub and blasting gay people and women and pretty much all of humanity with my giant death-ray laser. Wait a sec, this is Karl Rove's dream!
December 22, -- When President-elect George W. Bush takes office next year, he'll have a less than pleasant welcome from South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The gutter-minded duo is creating a new show for Comedy Central tentatively called Family First, and it's said to cast George Dubya's twin daughters as sex-hungry lesbians. The live-action show apparently contains plenty of Stone and Parker's raunchy humor — all aimed at year-old Bush sisters Jenna and Barbara. According to Web site Ain't It Cool News, which obtained a copy of an audition script, the characters based on the fraternal twins nuzzle, suck, and coo at one another in a borderline incestuous romp.